BEN BERNANKE

Hello there, Spencer.
I see you, you boy, boy.
I see you, Spencer.
With my eyes.

Youíre the architect of my dreams, Spencer.
You plan them, and build them on blue paper,
and hand them to me.

And then I dream them Spencer,
Thatís what you do for me.
Thank you for that, Spencer.
You prick.


Iím a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.

Ooooh.


Avada kedavra, Spencer.
To you, Spencer.
Avada kedavra to you, Spencer.

You think youíre something special, Spencer?
You think youíre something brand new?
Well youíre old oats, Spencer.
Youíre old, dry, stale oats, Spencer.


Iím a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.

Ooooh.


Youíre a tall glass of water arenít you, Spencer?
You boy, precious boy.
Iím Ben Bernanke, Spencer,
and I want your teeth
for the Federal Reserve.
Iím cutting interest rates in half, Spencer,
and I need your teeth.


Iíll admit, Spencer, youíre handsome.
But what have you done with it?
You think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you?

Do you think you can mock me, Spencer?
Do you think you can capture my essence
and throw it back at me with
humor and rhetorical devices?

Well, you canít, Spencer.
You donít know what Iím capable of.
I need your teeth
for my Lonely Hearts Club Band, Spencer.
Ben Bernanke.


Iím a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Oooh.


Are you proud of your country?
Are you proud of your country?

Iíll bet you are,
you pretty little boy...
Sitting up there in your high chair
demanding more applesauce.


Youíve already got enough applesauce, Spencer.
Thereís plenty of applesauce on your plate.


Iím going to kiss you, Spencer,
on the lips.
You sexy little rattlesnake.
You naughty little baby boy.
You rambunctious little infant.
My mother tries to get me to go on dates, Spencer.
You know what thatís like?
You know how humiliating that is, Spencer?

You boy, Spencer.

Spencer...

Spencer.

Spencer...


OH MY GOD!


You tall drink of water, Spencer.


Iím a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Oooh.

Iím a magician, Spencer.
A furious magician.
Magician...
Magician...


I love you, Spencer.
Iím gonna spank you silly.